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Hey everyone.

Today’s suicide consists of ridding my body of an overabundance of yeast. Some call this a yeast infection, or a candida infection. I like to think of the yeast as an alien invader.

Authors over the years have referred to mushrooms as aliens or colonizers from distant planets. See Archaic Revival Book for one example, and look here for a selection of mushroom and alien texts.

Once you have perused a few of those links to see what I mean, imagine for a moment that fungus have come to Earth from outer space, as intelligent visitors with specific intentions in mind for their visit here. Perhaps humans fit this bill as well, more on that later. If you really want to investigate the humans-as-aliens matter, check out the following books by Erich von Daniken for a bit of Fortean thinking that brings up loads of unanswered questions.

That subject matter is for another time, and another place. Perhaps outer space!

Anyway, I have read up lots of information about yeast-free diets, my favorite site by a longshot is Candida Cure Recipes. Read the part about her life story, and you will discover a template for how to investigate your own health and nutrition in a way that makes sense for YOU, instead of listening to the often corrupt information doled out by the FDA and other unscientific sources of information.

With your own diet, YOU are the lab, the experimenter, and the experiment. Track how you feel while making dietary changes. Notice your energy levels, hunger levels, weight gain or loss, and so on. Sad to say, but there really is no magic bullet when it comes to diet. Each person is different, so each person will have to find information, experiment, and over time, each person’s thirst for wisdom and knowledge will dawn, with effort and experimentation.

So, thinking about aliens and yeast. A fun conspiracy theory comes to mind. Perhaps the yeast have colonized the planet, as well as colonized the body of many humans in order to get the humans to carry out the Yeast’s plans to conquer the world. Look at the spread of alcohol over history. You can find it in places as diverse as prisons and magnificent mansions, on the streets and in brew pubs, all the way to bars on the fanciest yachts. Yeast is in the air, on your skin, in your guts, and everywhere else on the planet.

Check out the unhealthy and addictive diets that benefit yeasts: bread, soy, sugars of all kinds, alcohol products, and much more. The yeast convince parents to give soda to their children, as well as all kinds of sugar and candy. Watch the kids this Halloween….they will go door to door to scare the sugary snacks out of everyone in your neighborhood.

I got addicted to sugary sweets as a very young child, long before I had any decision making powers.

So the yeast get us when we are young, and they also infest the food policy makers, farmers, food production factories, lawmakers, corporations, and grocery stores. They get into everything.

I found out from Susan’s website, listed above, that yeast hate coconut oil, and that there is a way to fast to kill off large numbers of yeast. Then, you follow up with a specific Low-Carb diet to keep the yeast out of your body.

Today is day two for me of the yeast killer fast. I notice the false self inside crying out for me to eat the blueberry cheesecake on the counter, the muffins here at the coffeeshop, the bread in the fridge, and anything else my eyes spy. The false self has little power int he face of my decision to kill off the yeast.

The way the fast works is like this:

1. I drink many cups of lemon juice and water (1 part lemon to 7 parts water) with a teaspoon or tablesppon of salt, and a little cayenne sprinkled in.
2. I eat a couple tablespoons of raw coconut oil.
3. wait.

I did this fast starting yesterday. No crazy shit yet, but my girlfriend has been having a hellish time on the toilet, thinking she has to puke, and releasing all kinds of yeasty foam into the toilet. She is sleeping and resting today, but my energy seems to keep on going.

Not eating for a couple days has served me well in the past. I use the time to witness just how addicted I have been to certain ways of eating and perceiving food. As Dr. Hyatt once wrote, “All is food for you.” This becomes ever more relevant when I fast. I notice the constant desire to put my mind to sleep by eating lots of food. That way, my other desires get numbed out, and I dont do much besides surf the web and dream about what I could do with my life.

Now, with no food, all my time is liberated to do things like read, study, work on my business, and post daily on this blog.

So, remember, we were pretending that the yeast are alien invaders from outer space, and they have just about conquered all of humanity, Matrix style. Yes, we have all become food for yeast. And they don’t care if we live well or not. They just want more food. Look at how the yeast work in the production of alcohol. They eat everything they can until they die in their own waste, the alcohol. Does that seem suspiciously similar to the behavior of any other species you can think of?

There are many doctors who will prescribe you many cures for yeast. You can find other chemical “cures” at the pharmacy. BUT, this approach will do nothing but MAYBE get rid of some symptoms for awhile. If you continue along on the Yeast-filled diet, the yeast will continue to inhabit your intestines, with all the ill effects this has.

The non-yeast diets have a lot going for them.

Check out a couple options for getting rid of yeast and then continuing to live a yeast-reduced life with dietary changes that will enhance your energy and increase your wellness:

1. getting rid of yeast infection, and cleansing the body of major yeast colonies: Natural Yeast Infection Cure
Holistic Yeast Killer
Guaranteed Yeast Banisher
2. continuing on a yeast free life: Yeast Free Cooking Manual and Easy Yeast Destruction Diet
and Susan’s site, as mentioned above, Candida Cure Recipes will assist you in fighting off the Yeast Alien Invaders for the rest of your life.

Sometimes you might experience difficulty in navigating the unfamiliar territory of getting rid of your olde false familiar selves. This difficulty comes in the form of anxiety and fear. This is normal, as making changes to your life requires doing things differently When you do things differently, it feels unfamiliar. Fine. Let it feel unfamilar, until your success and growing knowledge and wisdom feel familiar.

Conquering challenges that come your way will feel familiar, and you will be unstoppable. More on that later.

For even more conspiratorial fun, check out the following book about the wonders of coconut oil, and the efforts by the soy industry to obscure the benefits of coconut oil: Coconut Oil Miracle.

Ok, so what is so uncomfortable or new about what I have written about today?

At least two things:

1. I have decided to construct, discover, and believe in a galactic conspiracy in which yeast from outer space have invaded the planet and taken over most humans. By using my imagination in this way, I lend stronger and more enthusiastic support to my efforts against yeast. It doesn’t feel like a mundane effort. Instead, it feels like a galactic battle in which I can accomplish something great for myself, and all humanity.

2. I have stopped eating food for yesterday and today, and instead, drank salted lemon water and eaten tablespoons of raw coconut oil. It has become VERY uncomfortable to eat the oil. I do not like it in my mouth, nor do I like swallowing it. Yet, I persist, in my battle against the Yeast invasion in my body. Already today, my congestion of days past has receded, my energy level is high, I am excited to be making headway with this blog and my other projects, and my sense of smell has grown VERY sharp.

Tomorrow, I reintroduce foods in the form of a Green Smoothie. More on Green smoothies later.

But, my uncomfortable act for tomorrow is NOT reintroducing food, even though the thought of eating anything disgusts me at this moment. Tune in tomorrow for the next suicide of my false selves.

Love, wildness, joy…

-Garrett-