Dec

Fnord! Science Experiments and the Bubble of Goodness…

Greetings my fellow existential prisoners and wanna-be escapees!

Tonight, I have a special brain-blossoming treat for you!

This rapid-fire brain-assault on the forces of evil lurking in the dark corners of your brain appeared by random synchronicity in the Sci-Tech section of a well-known conservative newspaper, the North County Times, of North San Diego County, California.

Shhhhhh! Don’t tell anyone, but I will let you in on a little secret:

Creative Deconstruction Agent

((Special thanks to: http://rangeraver-lounge.blogspot.com/ for the image, and all the other Tittle8′ing images they host there for your pleasure and enjoyment.))

Our very secret Creative Deconstruction Agent 333 arranged to have three articles printed together in the North County Times as a memetic chaos meta-virus for your brain-rewiring delight.

Get ready to go for a ride into the joyful and mysterious side of science.

While you conduct the following experiment, for best results, stay focused on your breathing and pay attention to the center of your forehead. For even better results, read the articles three times, once quickly, twice out loud, and the third time, read it to understand it. That means, slow down, and look up any words or concepts that you do not understand. Write down all the questions your mind tosses up and find satisfying answers.

What you are looking to accomplish here is to have your head A-Splode like a distant star, thus spreading your light and happiness to the far reaches of thine Universe, if you get into that kinda stuff.
Here is what it will look like:

Photo Care of http://nctimes.com

1. Read up on this article on Contagious Happiness.

2. Now, implant this article on the concept of Technology Rewiring Your Brain.

3. Next, install this spooky article on Virtual Reality and Body-Swap Illusion Tricks, while thinking about possible implications for amputees with prosthetic limbs, and the concept of uploading your consciousness into a computerized version of you that allows your sensorium to continue processing your experiences.

4. Now, listen to this song, and dance around a bit.

Arc Of Time (time Code) – Brig…

If you are really excited, look up the lyrics by doing a search for them, or go to amazon and buy this album:

The brain-blossoming Creative Deconstruction Secret Agent 333 Koan:

Ask yourself over and over, “Is this my real life, or a computer simulation? If a simulation, how would I proceed? What the Hell is Going on Here?”

Next, if you are ready to follow your bliss and spread your love like a cherry cheesecake in the mouths of everyone you meet, and everyone they meet, and everyone they meet, create your very own Bubble of Goodness, by clicking on the words, “Bubble of Goodness,” either the ones in quotes, or the ones earlier in this very sentence.

If you want to share the Christmas Lovin’, or if you need another holiday to celebrate, my birthday is coming up on Solstice….so I gently direct your attention to the cup of coffee in the sidebar to the right, and the donation bar at the bottom of each post…Share the Joy, and affirm to yourself that No Evil Fake Nooze will convince you to stop Embracing and Harnessing the Power of an Abundance Mindset.

If you’re happy and you know it, spread the love my way. Everyone who donates $33 or more before the new year will receive a free hour-long liberation consultation phone call with GTD, guaranteed to get you on the path to creating the Life of Your Wildest Dreams….simply enter your phone number and a good time to call in the notes section of the paypal form.

Everyone who donates $333 or more wins themselves 3 hours of phone consultation, regularly priced at $999…

I will also grant you an interview in this very blog, and I will create a blog for you to document your experiments and your successes.

All right folks. Next, I will post the long-lost friendship post, as well as a post on opinions, and I think Jack is stopping by again for your reading pleasure and Brain-Busting Delightenment.

Love, Wildness, Chaos, Joy, and more….

-GTD

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